Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?
A photograph of a mermaid!
What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad wolf wearing sun-glasses?
Nothing . . . she didn't recognize him!
What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad wolf?
There's the big, bad wolf!
No, they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?
A photograph of a mermaid!
What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad wolf wearing sun-glasses?
Nothing . . . she didn't recognize him!
What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad wolf?
There's the big, bad wolf!
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